Posts tagged eric cartman
Omelets-Stanman
“Dude, I can’t do this. I can’t cook.” Stan mumbled as he unfolds his apron, placing it on the kitchen counter. “It’s too complicated to follow all the rules and ingredients.”
Cartman scoffed heartily. “It’s not that hard as long you read the directions. Now stop bitching and get back to work on those omelets.” He ordered dementedly, flipping hamburgers in the pan.
If Cartman and Stan were ever to get married……
Cartman would be Randy’s step-son, which will be awesome and hilarious. I love having the idea of Cartman bonding with Randy in their affiliation XD just imagined those two being related to each other!
Shelly is such a bitch. Hitting Stan with a chair was totally uncalled for >:(
Lyrics to ‘Make bullying kill itself”
STAN
(singing)
Bullying isn’t cool
Bullying is lame, Bullying is ugly
and has a stupid name.
For a healthy world,
Bullying’s unfit and I think I know
what we should do to it —
doot doot doot doot do to it
STAN
(singing)
Let’s all get together
And make bullying kill itself
Bully-ing’s an ugly thing
Let’s shove it’s face in the dirt,
And make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa
CARTMAN
(singing)
Boy you like my body set the mood let’s play.
You can touch me anywhere -
except for my va-jay-jay
STAN
(singing)
We can make it stop, We can stomp it out
We can beat its ass, Until it starts to cry
Let’s gang up on it, And tell it, it smells
And beat its ass worse, If it ever tells
(if-if-if-it ever tells)
Let’s all join together
To try and make bullying kill itself
It’ll be fun to see
Just how bad we can make it feel
Make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa
CARTMAN
(singing)
My heart sez yes - (sez yes) -
but my Va-jay-jay sez no
BUTTERS
(singing)
Trapped inside the darkness of my mind.
I try to break free but words are so unkind-
JASON
STUPID!
GIRL
UGLY!
KYLE
(half hearted)
PANSY.
RANDOM KID
DORK!!
BUTTERS
HEY CAN I- CAN I not do this please?!
My name is Jess. I am 21 years old. I love South Park and the South Park fans. I ship slash pairing such as Stanman (my otp), Kenny/Butters and Stan/Kenny. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my idols; they inspire me to become a writer,( which I'm not really good at ) and make fun of people as a joke.
Addictionally, I like to make new friends from different countries and Japanese stuff.
