I still can’t get over this scene.
Posts tagged kyman
Posted 1 year ago
Kyman is better than Style
Even Matt and Trey approve Kyman since season 10 :D
Posted 1 year ago
Love of my life-Kyman oneshot
“Mom….dad I have to tell you something.” I said anxiously, fiddling my hands on my lap.”
My mom looks at me, taking a sip of water. “What is it, Kyle? Do you need any help with your montage? You know I’ll be there for you, bubbie”
I shook my head, averting from the festooned tablecloth. “No mom. But thanks for the offer though.”
“Then what is it, son?” dad asked, forming a concern look on his face.
My heart started to accelerate as I look at them, shifting my weight on the chair. This was it; I was going to confront them about my relationship with one of my closet friends. I hope mom won’t go ballistic over my decision this time. She’s very protective of my preference and life choice.
I let out a sigh, looking down on my crease jeans. I can feel their eyes staring at me, waiting for an answer. “Eric Cartman is my—my lover. He’s my lover, and I love him with all my heart.” I declared, biting my upper lip from weeping. “And I don’t care what guys think, he’s my love of my life, and if you have a problem with that, then maybe I should stop visiting.”
“No son, we don’t want you to stop visiting us. We love you very much and—”
“I can’t believe you, Kyle. How could you have a relationship with that horrible boy?” mom angrily asked, crossing her arms over her chest. “He’s a menace to all society and to our faith.” She stated discontentedly. Apparently, she wasn’t happy with my announcement. “I’m disappointed at you, Kyle, very disappointed.”
“I know you’d said that, mom.” I declared, smiling at her blithely. “And I don’t care what you think, you domineering, controlling bitch.”
Posted 1 year ago
Which slash couple you prefer: Kyman or Stenny?
I voted the first opinion *w*
Posted 1 year ago
Sometimes, I believe Cartman hates Kyle because he’s attracted to him, not because he’s Jewish.
Posted 1 year ago
On Kyle’s birthday, I’m writing a Kyman story.
Just to let you all know :3
But….I don’t know what to write about though. Can someone give me any suggestion? This will be my first time writing this couple, and I really need help on this.
Posted 1 year ago
Perfect song for Kyman
Bad Romance :3 it’s about revenge, love and lust. Perfect combination for Cartman’s obsession with Kyle if I said so myself.
I might consider making a music video or write a story out of it.
My name is Jess. I am 21 years old. I love South Park and the South Park fans. I ship slash pairing such as Stanman (my otp), Kenny/Butters and Stan/Kenny. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my idols; they inspire me to become a writer,( which I'm not really good at ) and make fun of people as a joke.
Addictionally, I like to make new friends from different countries and Japanese stuff.
