Posts tagged stanman

Posted 11 months ago

Omelets-Stanman

“Dude, I can’t do this. I can’t cook.” Stan mumbled as he unfolds his apron, placing it on the kitchen counter. “It’s too complicated to follow all the rules and ingredients.”


Cartman scoffed heartily. “It’s not that hard as long you read the directions. Now stop bitching and get back to work on those omelets.” He ordered dementedly, flipping hamburgers in the pan. 

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Posted 11 months ago

I once had an amazing dream of Stan confessing his love for Cartman in a balcony.

It was beautiful and romantic *cries of happiness* 

I wish I could dream it again tonight, but I know it won’t happen. *la sigh* 

Posted 11 months ago

If Cartman and Stan were ever to get married……

Cartman would be Randy’s step-son, which will be awesome and hilarious. I love having the idea of Cartman bonding with Randy in their affiliation XD just imagined those two being related to each other! 

Posted 11 months ago

I support seme Stan and uke Cartman

I can see Stan being the dominant one in a relationship with Cartman. 

He’s the only one who can control Cartman and his assertive conduct, in my opinion. I know it’s weird to pictured Stan dominating Cartman in their copulation, but that’s how I pictured it, him taking charge of their streaming copulation. :P

Posted 11 months ago
I love this part! ^^

I love this part! ^^

Posted 11 months ago

Stan/Cartman in high quality. 

Posted 11 months ago

Kyman, Style and Stanman….I guess.

Do not take this seriously. I’m just doing this out of boredom :)

EDIT: I took off the lines because it look so tacky on the screenshot.